- 5 hours ago
- 10,627 notes
- Permalink
- Tweet this
Baby Bear Diagnosed With Social Anxiety
Bear psychologists have diagnosed a local cub with social anxiety disorder after he exhibited extreme shyness around others.
“Sometimes cubbies can be a little awkward around their peers, but most will grow out of it,” says Dr. Jane Camping. ”But a bear with social anxiety may have setbacks — he won’t be able to eat at the cool kids table, or will be too shy to ask a girl to the Spring Fling dance. So it’s good to diagnose that early on.”
(Source: thefluffingtonpost)
I just stared at this for like 5 minutes laughing hysterically. The second hit gets me every time. That’s what you get for getting back on defense.
double headshot.
(Source: ForGIFs.com)
Because how fucking fun would this be:
If I had huge, titties I could itch my bicep with a nipple with one swing of the shoulder. I could keep my keys, sunglasses, cards and ID all under one boob when I go out. I could slap someone in the teeth with my knockers if I so pleased. My declawed…
TGIF LET’S GET OUTTA HERE TOOTS
Doin’ it Pega-Centaur-Style.
(Source: olderoticart)